Twisted Lady Marmalade

/Procrastination, you rule my life./

Where's all mah soul sistas;

lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister

He met Marmalade down in old Library

Racking her brains over Greek

She said, "Hello, hey Joe

You wanna give it a go?" oh

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Itchy gitchi yaya dada (hey hey hey)

Itchy gitchi yaya hee (hee oh)

Cheapest coffee to drink yaya (ooh yeah)

Clever Lady Marmalade (ohh)

Voulez-vous bucher avec moi, ce soir (oh oh)

Voulez-vous bucher avec moi (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

He loooked at her excercise while she took a break

Boy did all those easy parts

But the hard syntaxis

Is where he started to freak, yeah

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We come through with the degree, and the twisted minds

We’re overeducated, discontented

We independent women, some mistake us for frumps

At least we know what Qi is, unlike some vamps

Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry

I love this life, next I’m learning Bihari

Because that’s cool, and I ain’t no fool

Four badass chicks from the Charlie’s School

Hey sisters, soul sisters

Gotta get that A sisters

We drink tea with sleep still in our eyes, to get up

The evening with four coffee cups

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/Now there are two options, depending on what kind of man we're dealing with:/

Version 1:

Hey, hey, hey

Those particles, seeming all the same, oh

Optative and subjunctive, alright

Made the language geek inside

Roar until he cried

More, more, more

Now he's back home doing nine to five

Living a gray flannel life

But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep

More, more, more

Version 2:

Hey, hey, hey

Those particles, seeming all the same, oh

Optative and subjunctive, alright

Made the little boy inside

Scared, and then he cried

No, no, no!

Now he's back home doing nine to five

Having by Greek untouched life

But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep

No, no, no!

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