Showing posts with label silliness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silliness. Show all posts

17 Apr 2011

Liminalita mládeže

Neví kantor, neví výbor,
Kolik amfor je tu faktor.

Prameny nám zprávy podají
Jak ukazují, tak zatajují
Jedno je nám jasné: chlastali
Víno popíjeli
Chcem si je připomenout

Liminalita liminalita liminalita mládeže
Liminalita liminalita liminalita mládeže

Půllitr za šest vteřin si dát
O tom jsme si dřív mohli nechat jenom zdát
Máme změněný stav vědomí
A bez poskvrny svědomí
Vždyť je to rituál

Liminalita liminalita liminalita mládeže
Liminalita liminalita liminalita mládeže

Z nadávek udělat umění
Communitas všechny z nás navždy promění
Návrat k řádu není jenom tak
„Nejsi ty úchylák?“
Nikdo nám nerozumí

Liminalita liminalita liminalita mládeže
Liminalita liminalita liminalita mládeže

Neví kantor, neví výbor,
Kolik amfor je tu faktor.

29 Jan 2011

Twisted Lady Marmalade

/Procrastination, you rule my life./




Where's all mah soul sistas;
lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister

He met Marmalade down in old Library
Racking her brains over Greek
She said, "Hello, hey Joe
You wanna give it a go?" oh

CHORUS
Itchy gitchi yaya dada (hey hey hey)
Itchy gitchi yaya hee (hee oh)
Cheapest coffee to drink yaya (ooh yeah)
Clever Lady Marmalade (ohh)
Voulez-vous bucher avec moi, ce soir (oh oh)
Voulez-vous bucher avec moi (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

He loooked at her excercise while she took a break
Boy did all those easy parts
But the hard syntaxis
Is where he started to freak, yeah

CHORUS

We come through with the degree, and the twisted minds
We’re overeducated, discontented
We independent women, some mistake us for frumps
At least we know what Qi is, unlike some vamps
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I love this life, next I’m learning Bihari
Because that’s cool, and I ain’t no fool
Four badass chicks from the Charlie’s School
Hey sisters, soul sisters
Gotta get that A sisters
We drink tea with sleep still in our eyes, to get up
The evening with four coffee cups

CHORUS

/Now there are two options, depending on what kind of man we're dealing with:/

Version 1:

Hey, hey, hey
Those particles, seeming all the same, oh
Optative and subjunctive, alright
Made the language geek inside
Roar until he cried
More, more, more
Now he's back home doing nine to five
Living a gray flannel life
But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep
More, more, more

Version 2:

Hey, hey, hey
Those particles, seeming all the same, oh
Optative and subjunctive, alright
Made the little boy inside
Scared, and then he cried
No, no, no!
Now he's back home doing nine to five
Having by Greek untouched life
But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep
No, no, no!

CHORUS